Because it’s Friday, and I’m late for work…
-When I take my makeup off, just for walking around inside the house, I take all my makeup except my eyebrows – the better I did them that morning the longer they stay with me for.
-I’m convinced I look like Michael from Eastenders without makeup on.
-I still can’t quite get to grips with toner – I don’t think I ever will.
-I don’t like being in water. If I didn’t have to bathe I
-I’m currently missing half a toe nail. Yes it looks weird and YES it is a biatchhhh to paint.
-For some reason my skin always looks really good if I eat a banana a day, which is weird because until I was about seven I was allergic to them.
-I started plucking my eyebrows at the age of 11 to tame my crazy monobrow. I also have a LOT of baby hair around my hairline – when I was born it used to meet the tail end of my eyebrows. Apparently I looked like a baby monkey. Thanks Dad.
-When i’m anxious I pick all my nail varnish off – it’s such an attractive sight…
-My friend Elisha tells me my eyebrows make me look a little bit like boy George.